Most absent-minded people take a shower in the bathroom and forget to bring their clothes across the door to call for help. It’s just that the family talks about the conditions with the stilts and rip them off or simply. Miss Zhu, we don’t know what clothes you are wearing. You have come to take this embarrassing moment to test the degree of your body. Thanks to the family’s off-line origin, it’s not difficult for me to catch the chance of revenge. The people in the bathroom shouted, please help me get the clothes, Mr. Koumu. Your puppy called me to get woof woof. That’s not right. That’s the mother. I

Fortunately, making jokes in the bathroom outside, no one knows that I have to think about which door is the ladies’ room.
Once, I hung a playful puppet on two bathroom doors of a beer house with my friends. I had to lift their waist cloth to distinguish between men and women. Because I was sorry, I didn’t lift the diameter to enter one of them. When I came to wait outside the door, a man immediately looked dumbfounded and shouted that he was going to another walk. A lady came by chance. He was completely defeated. He scratched his head to lift the door, and the puppet looked at his face clearly. He was full of doubts, like being shocked and suddenly wondering if he was a man.
Another tastefully decorated tea house has the same two door signs. I was dumbfounded. I can’t remember which one belongs to me. Because of the wrong door, the man lost confidence. The memory made me afraid to act rashly again and I don’t want to admit that I forgot the meaning of the symbol. What a trick to cover up my big clumsiness. Miss, please help me with the ladies’ room lamp. Obviously, I must remember that these two ghost symbols can’t be so stupid that I can’t even find the toilet lamp. I think about the source of the symbol at the door. Give a new explanation to strengthen my memory. Like what lollipops and a pair
MW English abbreviation also bothers me. In some cases, my ability to recognize different symbols in the same position of the body is poor, including forbidding to turn left and turn right. There is always a dinner party. My other man plans to go to the dressing room at the same time. We will talk along the way because of drinking a few glasses of wine, which makes me lose my judgment, or in that dizzy atmosphere, I subconsciously feel androgynous or eager to be a man or unwilling to admit that I am a woman. So I choose M and he blames it. Suddenly, without thinking, he pushed the door and opened it as if he had suffered a great blow. What did we do wrong? What did I do wrong? He wanted to continue the topic just now. What advice should you make? I should go there. I was embarrassed. I asked a stupid question. Can’t I be here at the same time? He saidno. Oh, well, for the first time in my life, I was kicked out of the men’s room and told me where to put my face. I secretly scolded myself. You are so stupid that you want others to tell you that you are a man and a woman. If you make a mistake,
Now I give these two letters a new explanation: W is a sketch of a woman’s bust and M is a realistic line of a man’s bust.
Stupid to this extent, can medicine be saved?
Silent grass 1
Silent grass
When I was young, I was in an awkward period, and I doubted whether I was a woman or not.
There are always some bad weather in life, and others don’t realize it’s white. Today’s gloom is rat gray or rust. When it’s in a good mood, it can be as salty and happy as people in the sea who have been confined for a long time.
Is it a woman? I don’t ask if it’s a physical disorder or an emotional attribute. What is the other development? Usually, I ask if I should mop the floor, change the sheets and pillowcases or ask Lori to repair the incontinence faucet.
The blame method is very suitable for people like me, who even ignore the importance of themselves. The meaning of a woman to women is taken over from her family, especially her parents for the first time. The process of growing up will be verified and strengthened, and what women should be like, what they should do and what they should become will finally take shape. No one will doubt the image of women, get a membership card for women, enter the women’s track and make a statement like a small satellite. Then I can explain what has entered the pre-middle age, and I will question whether I am a woman.
My family is blessed by heaven. It is a woman. The country and the widow dynasty allow me to reveal a little brief history. Both grandmothers are the eldest daughters in the family who lost their fathers in their early years. After their early marriage, they were transported to Fengtian as young widows. Therefore, both my parents grew up with orphan symbols. This is quite strange. In short, he is the only male, commonly known as a single child who is longer than a widowed mother. On the one hand, 3,000 women are pampered by one thing, and on the other hand, they are burdened with heavier incense and continuous pressure than other men. His partner is my mother. Unexpectedly, she started a famous show of love. Her little guard, my widowed mother, made a living in a big family with her only brother. She once instigated a physical strike to protest against the boss’s tough spirit, and adopted wisdom to challenge the family. Finally, she was willing to pay for marrying a beautiful man who fell in love with her at first sight, and then she won a daughter in a ratio of three to two. In other words, my father retired with regret, and her heroic mother became a young widow.
Widow’s daughter-in-law, a widow’s mother plus a widow’s mother-in-law plus five little orphans, the widow’s ratio is high, and the orphan’s output is abundant, which is called Zu Defang.
The fate of evil spirits and monsters has changed the fact that I am the eldest daughter, which means that the prime minister of the widow dynasty has given a letter to the eldest daughter within a time limit. Isn’t this a bad luck? It may not be possible for a group of women to tie the knot in this life and survive together in the past.
The war between women and women has always been no less than the confrontation between the two sexes. Few mothers and sisters are not injured in these battles. Fortunately, the widow kingdom has sailed through Chung Shan Man. Based on the highest guidance of the family destiny community, they love each other. The problem of the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law is that there is an occasional breeze and light rain. The name of the two widows who sleep together is that the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law have combined their real feelings. No matter how noisy they are, they can’t quarrel with the dead. What’s hard to care about? Since they can’t be soul mates. For the widow’s kingdom, it’s a shame not to serve the long road and send it to the nursing home. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are close to the ranger. What is the family? When your life is in crisis, the first batch of people come to hold their hair and spit, and they hold your shoulders and let you lean on a group of people. When visiting friends have left, they will stay on your sickbed for 24 hours. They can’t wait to steal Ganoderma lucidum and feed you. When you find a little happiness, you are happy to cross your hands and thank the gods.
The widow’s kingdom taught these things.
Silent grass
With the help of death, the country continues. Women rule two men, but because of their whispers, they have always been in a weak position. The government decrees are still in the hands of women. I allow me to talk with the queens and plan a decisive battle. At the age of fifteen, I was full of wings and rode away from home to find a paradise. It is said that Wang Zhi has traveled all the way, and Dai Yue has a set of independent main rivers and mountains, and there is no chance to unify the views of men, while that set of women has developed.
Widow kingdom disaster
Although the queens are slender and graceful, they are tender and tender, but their bones are all steel structures. In that era of paying attention to three obedience and four virtues, they were less than other women. The theory of women was not a trick and a half. By my generation, the martial arts of the queens had long been abolished, and the girls were trained to fly over the wall and have strong survival collars in the wild. They never gave men the idea of life and life burden.
Then the incident caused me to doubt whether I was a woman who attacked her feelings in accordance with the natural law in her early years, and I also wanted to recite the first chapter. I thought that my view on women and women allowed me to simplify the other side’s view on men and women’s sexuality. The situation was tragic and defeated, but when I was very angry, I dismissed the ranks, released the horses and grass, returned to the countryside to settle down, and set up a door industry. My mothers were frightened. I was afraid of my ancestors and widows, but I resisted marriage. For a while, I ate New Year’s Eve dinner around the stove. My family was single from two to ten
Alpine snow, flying eagles, galloping horses, playing pastoral songs, snow country is hard to do, Kun moved into a winding path leading to a secluded Jiangnan garden, maybe I am more suitable for the kind of marriage where I was taken captive halfway and became a lady in a walled village.
What kind of woman is it? It’s the most important thing to live and laugh.
The kingdom of heaven is reliable, and two people are allowed to rule together, and one person is allowed to ascend to the throne without suffering from war or rebellion or coup. On weekdays, there are no worries about three meals, a couch, a shrine, burning candles, and a career, so what else is missing in life?
Nothing is lacking. The imperial city is surrounded by lonely grass, lonely flowers and blooming bees. The four seasons are very good.
The note was written before marriage.
Don’t forget to drink when sipping rice.
Don’t forget to drink when sipping rice.
Recently, I especially remembered the old saying that when I sip rice, I don’t forget to drink it.
I don’t remember who told me, but I’m sure I was still drinking rice. During the poor period, my stomach was like an urn. It is said that I was born in the second generation after the war. I shouldn’t eat porridge. Maybe the rural economy recovered slowly and natural disasters often caused me to cook sweet potato soup for three meals when I passed by. I look back at my hometown. I always stack a pile of fresh sweet potato mines. The nose is full of black heart and sweet potato mildew.
Don’t forget to drink when you eat, which means don’t forget when you are poor and can eat. This statement has a wide meaning and is flexible. If you lock the literal food, you should still be diligent and don’t forget the taste of starvation when you are rich.
Old folks love to hang a string of slang and proverbs around their mouths. They don’t know every word, and they don’t listen to each other. They hear three or two words from the parents of Xiwen Village. Their ears turn into needles. Wherever they go, the beads ring, and they love flowers. Even Sun Xihan steals holding hands and stealing petunias. We, the big population, die young and have short lives. What do you know about the runny nose and the scabs?
I don’t understand it, but it has become a stuffing in my heart. I was stung by this string of proverbs like buzzing mosquitoes. We were scolded for premature death since childhood, but we barely survived. I am afraid that the taste of well water in rice color will be farewell when we leave home, but we were not shocked when we found a slang word or two in our mouth. In the process of constantly leaving home, we were struggling to pursue knowledge and experience the tears of life. The metaphor in the motto is that the road of life unconsciously turned into another artery to spur growth. Although we wanted to thank you back, the old folks had already stung.
Once a person is able to get rid of the shadow of hunger and lack of food, it may take a transitional period for him to vent his profligacy to make up for his heart injury in the past. He can eat a fish and cook three fish to comfort his eyes. This is human nature and needs to be surprised. The difference is that people can be alert to their venting situation and gradually return to the material standard to pursue the immaterial level on the basis of safety. People are so addicted to it that the material talons cover their eyes and the abacus hangs in their hearts day and night.
We dare not expect that when profligacy becomes a habit of life, greed discredits simple virtue, when can we pursue a spiritual kingdom that is not disturbed by material desires? It is not difficult for me to imagine that if the old folks were given the opportunity to see the most basic material habits in Taipei, they would be furious and scold modern people for debt collection and be killed by Lei Gong.
A friend who is committed to environmental protection actively promotes recycled paper to save the forest and asks me about my intention. He is quite disappointed. Perhaps the problem is very simple. How many reams of paper can a tree make? If we don’t cut down this tree, we will return the waste paper to replace it. But the problem is not limited to this. When we print magazines and magazines with recycled paper, who can effectively ensure that this tree will not be cut down to make wood furniture, decorate rooms, carve folk arts or decorate exotic buildings with Taiwan Province forest passports?
It is a fact that the forest is facing extinction. Who will cut down to do what, how will these things be cut down and who should replant them? This question goes beyond the protection of a single issue, and we must face the root category that will change from rural areas to the rule of law in the industrial and commercial process.
Individuals respond positively to recycled paper, but they love wood furniture or wood decoration to protect the tree. Where is the will? In a lot of paper life, we spend a lot of money to buy recycled paper. This kind of protection is also a sign. No matter how to protect forests or rivers and wild animals, modern people must first fight their own desires, return to material efficiency and do their best to protect the subject.